Setting: Car, on the way to a doctor appointment on Labor Day. Kids squealing, poking each other, getting in each other's "space", etc... Lots of NOISE.
Katherine, in her little, sweet, high pitched voice: "I don't like ANYBODY in this car!"
Later that day...
Setting: Making a pie with Emelie while everyone else is sleeping or otherwise occupied.
I have light corn syrup on the counter with the other ingredients.
Emelie: "Mom, is this that high ferocious corn syrup? I hear that's really bad for you!"
I bet so!!